[Refrain] :
The way you shake it, I can't believe it,
I ain't never seen a ass like that.
the way you move it, you make my pee pee go
da doing doing doing.
I don't believe it, it's almost too good to be true,
I ain't never seen a ass like that.
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
da doing doing doing.

The way she moves, she's like a belly dancer
she's skaking that ass to new Nelly Jams, I
think someone's at he door but I don't think I'ma answer
police saying freeze
da doing doing doing.

What do you mean freeze? please I'm a human being, I have needs
I'm not done, not till i'm finished peeing.
I am not resiting arrest I am agreeing
Mr. officer, I'm already on my knees
I can't get on the ground any further it's impossible for me
and do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee
pee pee yes, I make R&B
I sing song it go ringy chong ah, ching chong chong, chong ching.
Psyche, I joke, I joke, I kid I kid
if I offend I'm sorry please please forgive
for I am Triumph the puppet dog, I am a mere puppet
I can get away with anything I say and you will love it.

[Refrain]

Jessica Simpson looks o so temptin'
Nick I ain't never seen a ass like that,
everytime I see thah show on MTV my pee pee goes
a doing doing doing. Maey Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome
now they're getting older they're starting to grow bum bums
I go to the movies and sit down with my popcorn
police saying freeze da doing doing doing.

What do you mean freeze, jeeze, I just got my seat
I have ticket, look I put it away my zippers zipped.
Please don't remove me from this movie theater please
I did not even get to see Mary Kate's shower scene.
I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene
and don't treat me like I'm a Pee Wee Herman this movie's PG
Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney
I will simply plead innocent, cop a plea and be free
free yes free right back on the streets.
What do you mean my lawyer is with Mickael he's so busy?
I'm a Triumph! Britney Spears has shoulders like a man
and I can say that and you laugh cause there's a puppet on my hand.

[Refrain]

Hilary Duff is not quite old enough so
I ain't never seen a butt like that
maybe next year I'll say ass and she'll make my pee pee go
da doing doing doing.
The way she moves she dances like a go go
in that video she sings "get out" you bozo
I need a new boyfrien, hi my name is Jojo
police sayin' freeze da doing doing doing.

What do you mean freeze? My computers will be seized
and my keys to my ranch, I just baked cookies
Mr. Officer, looky, take a whiff of these.
Here I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this.
Nobody is safe from me, no not even me
I don't even know if I can say the word pee pee
pee on the radio but I think I did.
Jane is that a breast? I think I just a tit
psyche I joke, I joke, I kid, I kid
I don't think my joke is working I must flee
quick get to the chopper everybody get out
I am not triumph, i am Arnold get down...

[Refrain]

What the fuck is wrong with you ?